Dear Coming New Year (this means you, 2012),This was inspired by a quote on the Malavon blog:
You better not suck like your predecessor, 2011, did. Not even close. If you even think about sucking that bad, you better pray you are the herald of end times
the weirdossome people claim you are.
You have been warned.
Let's just say I'd like to take 2011 out in the yard and shoot it in the head!Amen, brother!
Actually, I'd like to take it out in the yard, shoot it in both kneecaps, kick it around a little, and then shoot it in the head.